Author(s): Nick Falk
Hey, you! Yes, you with the nose. Do you like adventure stories? Yes? Oh. Maybe try another book. This one is about me - Vognox the Viking - and I REALLY don't like adventures. There isn't a single exciting thing in here. Well, okay, there is that bit when I almost get sucked into a giant whirlpool. And the part where I'm chased by a dragon. And all those skeletons. And then... arggh! Who am I kidding? It's that Awful Awfa that keeps making me do all of these awful adventures. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe you should read it, after all...
PUBLICATION AUGUST 2019